Flying God Tiers

(Source: skyreading)


my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone


im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain)


Jake’s mom is a total badass

(Source: rabalogy)


Your worst enemy can be who you less imagine, who you most love.

Reverse psychology: the easiest way to break someone’s heart

(Source: elsakingdom)

(Source: seitoubouei)

(Source: plsdontask)

(Source: cinthias-corner)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know