Flying God Tiers

(Source: skyreading)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain)

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

(Source: rabalogy)

ask-gearheadandgentlebreeze:

Your worst enemy can be who you less imagine, who you most love.

Reverse psychology: the easiest way to break someone’s heart

(Source: elsakingdom)

(Source: seitoubouei)

(Source: plsdontask)

(Source: cinthias-corner)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know